this is no wonderland

nerdjpg:

me x you = gay²

(Source: nerdjpg, via veganvibez)

chainsawpunk5:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

ref,

(via thoughts-and-hard-times)

thoughts-and-hard-times:

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

The comment gets me everytime

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(via sistasatan)

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

I love piggies

myotakuwonderland

(Source: goldenstories, via sistasatan)

gracehelbig:

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

tgif mudda fuckas 

auntiewitch:

adorable manhating hell harpy

(via auntiewitch)

HEY PRINCESS, you know what I did with my glasses last night?….. It happened again just now…. Ha…. Only this time the lights were on……ha…oh my life

"

I wish you were a book

You would be my favorite book, one that is worn and soft because I take you everywhere with me. I want to know you by the scent of your yellowing pages. I want to memorize my favorite parts and highlight the bits of you I like best. I want to write in your margins, melding my thoughts and yours. And I want to sign my name on the inside of your cover, not because you belong to me, but rather because I want to be a part of you.

"

- Unknown (via hellagayeveryday)

(via melancholyfaerie)

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling, via winter-is-coming-for-hitler)